Drunk Texts
Tony:
hey Ssexy we shuold deff do thangsss
-Tony where are you, I need to come pick you up
dirrty thangz
-Tony. Where. Are. You
Steve:
heyyyyi u knuwe that i l0v3 u r!ggt
-Omg, STEVE ARE YOU DRUNK?
no0 im at tonis parti
-Okay Steve just stay there I will pick you up
HOe do u knws wherr i am at> r u fulowin mi:
-Just stay there. Please.
Bruce:
wat r wwwe
-Um...are you okay Bruce?
r wii lik a theng
-Okay, Bruce you're drunk i'll come pick you up.
butt wee r lek a theng riigt
Clint:
yur so sex babe
-CLINT WHERE DID YOU GO
fiind mi i m hidiN
-CLINT ARE YOU IN THE FUCKING TREE OUTSIDE, OMG GET DOWN
n0 tats not m3
Thor:
I thenk tht im dyig laDy (y/n)
-You're drunk, I'll call someone to pick you up.
bUT I THENk i am DeiAD
-Someone is one there way just stay there big guy.
Natasha:
you lick mw rigt ?
-Do I like you? Um, Nat we've been dating for 2 years so....
but lik lek mr rigy?
-Okay you're drunk I'll be there in 10
coz i lick lovw u