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why didn’t you tell me you have a hot cousin?

why didn’t you tell me you have a hot cousin?

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Updated
14.04.2025
Fandom
Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
Characters
Regulus Black, Fleur Delacour, Sirius Black/Remus Lupin, Remus Lupin, Sirius Black, Nymphadora Tonks, Andromeda Black Tonks, Ted Tonks, Remus Lupin & Nymphadora Tonks, Fleur Delacour/Nymphadora Tonks, Sirius Black & Remus Lupin & Nymphadora Tonks
Tags
Fluff Alternate Universe - Modern Setting Mutual Pining Meet-Cute Late Night Conversations POV Remus Lupin Alternate Universe - Muggle Author Is Sleep Deprived Fake/Pretend Relationship Alternate Universe - Everyone Lives/Nobody Dies Beach House Remus Lupin is So Whipped
“Lupin I need your fucking help.” Tonks said as she banged the door open, making Remus spill coffee on the counter, “I need you to be my boyfriend.”“Tonks what the fuck?”————————————————————————or when Tonks needs a pretend boyfriend to take on her f...