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A Royal Pissing Contest

A Royal Pissing Contest

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Updated
15.04.2025
Fandom
Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
Characters
Harry Potter, Draco Malfoy, Hermione Granger, Hermione Granger/Draco Malfoy, Percy Weasley
Tags
Mutual Pining Possessive Behavior Possessive Draco Malfoy Draco Malfoy in the Muggle World BAMF Hermione Granger Hermione Granger is So Done I Don't Even Know Auror Harry Potter Jealous Draco Malfoy Auror Draco Malfoy Protective Draco Malfoy Ministry of Magic Employee Hermione Granger
When danger creeps over both the Muggle and Magical worlds, Head of Muggle Relations Hermione Granger and Auror Malfoy have to step in. A talk with the royals and the Prime Minsiter would go a long way, but with one smug Windsor heir getting too clos...